Spoof: "Indiana Jones 5: Raiders of the Last Crystal Skull of a Doomed Kingdom"
Okay, this is just going to be a quick post mainly for humor's sake.
For those of you who may not know, Indian Jones 5 was just green-lit and is in pre-production. Some may remember the mediocre return to the franchise, "The Crystal Skull" back in 2008. Some of you may also recall that its lead man, Harrison Ford, has been heading towards a slow but sure retirement from the film industry. He was paid enormous amounts of money only to die in "The Force Awakens" for God's sake.
So, in lieu of all this information, I have a proposed plot for Indian Jones 5 in pure "How it Should have Ended" fashion.
Indiana Jones 5 will revolve around an elderly Indie, along with a daughter or son or other significant relative, making one last foray into the archaeology world in search of some artifact hidden deep in India or China or some other oriental country. Interesting twist, do you remember the asian taxi-driver kid from "Temple of Doom", Short Round? He is all grown up and now a bigwig in the Chinese Triads. The movie quickly becomes a race between Indie and unnamed family member and his onetime friend, Short Round, to find said valuable artifact. This will all, of course, culminate in a scene where Indie and Short Round fight it out on a rickety rope bridge spanning some chasm in the aforementioned oriental country and Indie gets himself stabbed through the chest with a spear or sword or something by his old card cheating buddy just before falling into the depths below.
Harrison will, of course, make a killing off this movie and then go onto star in the final "Blade Runner" movie where Ford's character is thrown off a bridge after being stabbed by his robot ex-lover.
For those of you who may not know, Indian Jones 5 was just green-lit and is in pre-production. Some may remember the mediocre return to the franchise, "The Crystal Skull" back in 2008. Some of you may also recall that its lead man, Harrison Ford, has been heading towards a slow but sure retirement from the film industry. He was paid enormous amounts of money only to die in "The Force Awakens" for God's sake.
So, in lieu of all this information, I have a proposed plot for Indian Jones 5 in pure "How it Should have Ended" fashion.
Indiana Jones 5 will revolve around an elderly Indie, along with a daughter or son or other significant relative, making one last foray into the archaeology world in search of some artifact hidden deep in India or China or some other oriental country. Interesting twist, do you remember the asian taxi-driver kid from "Temple of Doom", Short Round? He is all grown up and now a bigwig in the Chinese Triads. The movie quickly becomes a race between Indie and unnamed family member and his onetime friend, Short Round, to find said valuable artifact. This will all, of course, culminate in a scene where Indie and Short Round fight it out on a rickety rope bridge spanning some chasm in the aforementioned oriental country and Indie gets himself stabbed through the chest with a spear or sword or something by his old card cheating buddy just before falling into the depths below.
Harrison will, of course, make a killing off this movie and then go onto star in the final "Blade Runner" movie where Ford's character is thrown off a bridge after being stabbed by his robot ex-lover.
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